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• Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
• Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them
• We put the “k” in “kwality”
• If something doesn’t feel right, you’re not feeling the right thing.
• Artificial Intelligence in no match for Natural Stupidity
• A person who smiles in the face of adversity… probably has a scapegoat.
• If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos… then you probably haven’t completely understood the situation.
• Your job is still better than asking “You want fries with that?”
• Plagiarism saves time.
• Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
• This can’t go on for ever – Even the Third Reich only lasted 12 years
• TEAMWORK … means never having to take all the blame yourself.
• The beatings will continue until morale improves.
• Every time I think I’ve hit rock bottom, somebody throws me a shovel.
• If at first you don’t succeed… DELEGATE
• Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
• INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY
• Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment
• On the other hand, you have different fingers.
• 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
• Remember, half the people you know are below average.
• He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
• Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
• The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
• A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
• Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
• How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
• When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
• Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
• Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
• What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
• Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, “What the heck happened?”
• Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
• Life isn’t like a box of chocolates. It’s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

Oh how many times I have seen this happen…

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