- Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
- The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
- Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them
- We put the “k” in “kwality”
- If something doesn’t feel right, you’re not feeling the right thing.
- Artificial Intelligence in no match for Natural Stupidity
- A person who smiles in the face of adversity… probably has a scapegoat.
- If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos… then you probably haven’t completely understood the situation.
- Your job is still better than asking “You want fries with that?”
- Plagiarism saves time.
- Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
- This can’t go on for ever – Even the Third Reich only lasted 12 years
- TEAMWORK … means never having to take all the blame yourself.
- The beatings will continue until morale improves.
- Every time I think I’ve hit rock bottom, somebody throws me a shovel.
- If at first you don’t succeed… DELEGATE
- Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
- INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY
- Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment
- On the other hand, you have different fingers.
- 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
- Remember, half the people you know are below average.
- He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
- Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
- How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
- When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
- Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
- Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
- What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
- Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, “What the heck happened?”
- Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- Life isn’t like a box of chocolates. It’s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge (Charles Darwin)
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